💩 Everything Woke Turns to Shit

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💩 Everything Woke Turns to Shit

💩 Everything Woke Turns to Shit

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WOKEE WOKEE!

Do you still want to hear "Welcome Boys and Girls of all Ages" when you go to Disneyland?

Do you think unlimited pronoun options is just plain NUTS? 🥜

Then slip into this one-of-a-kind t-shirt and tell the radical left how you really feel about their new WOKE culture! 

POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS OF WEARING THIS INCLUDE:

-OFFENDING SNOWFLAKES

-PROMOTING WHAT’S RIGHT REGARDLESS OF ANYONE’S “FEELINGS”

-INCREASED PATRIOTISM AND OR SUPPORT FOR YOUR CAUSE

⚠️WARNING: WEARING THIS TOP MAY CAUSE DEMZ TO RUN AND HIDE IN THE NEAREST SAFE SPACE.

MORE REASONS TO WEAR THIS SHIRT:

✈️ FAST & FREE SHIPPING!

UNIQUE DESIGNS: WE CREATE THEM ALL RIGHT HERE AT TRUMPTRENDZ. SINCE OUR CUSTOM DESIGNS ARE NOT SOLD IN STORES YOU DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT EVERYONE STEALING YOUR STYLE!

QUALITY: ALL OUR SHIRTS ARE CRAFTED WITH YOU IN MIND. CAREFULLY STITCHED AND LASER PRINTED WITH OUR DESIGNS TO ENSURE A LONG-LASTING PRODUCT.

PACKAGED WITH CARE: EVERY ORDER IS PACKAGED TO ENSURE IT KEEPS ITS QUALITY ALL THE WAY TO YOUR FRONT DOOR.

SUPPORT A U.S. BASED SMALL BUSINESS: WE'RE A SMALL FAMILY-OWNED BUSINESS BASED IN WASHINGTON. WE WORK HARD TO DELIVER HIGH-QUALITY PRODUCTS AND SERVICE TO OUR FELLOW AMERICANS THAT THEY CAN BE PROUD OF!

T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Size guide

  LENGTH WIDTH CHEST
XS (inches) 27 16 ½ 31-34
S (inches) 28 18 34-37
M (inches) 29 20 38-41
L (inches) 30 22 42-45
XL (inches) 31 24 46-49
2XL (inches) 32 26 50-53
3XL (inches) 33 28 54-57
4XL (inches) 34 30 58-61
5XL (inches) 35 31 62-65

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We want you to be 100% satisfied with your purchase. Items can be returned or exchanged within 30 days of delivery.

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